Tum kal subah 10:00 baje apnay betay ke saath baahir jaogay.
Credit card say thora petrol khareedna. Starbucks jana.
Aisa zaahir karna ke tum subah 10:00 baje say dupahair tak apnay ghar mein nahi the.
Tumhein besan ke barabar mein Daphne tooti huwi gardan ke saath farsh par pari...
huwi milegi aisa lagega jaisay wo phisal ke giri ho.
Aik aadmi tumhein maarnay anay wala hai.
Tum English ki teacher nahi ho.
Jab main bachpan mein movies dekha karta tha...
main hamesha sochta tha ke laash ko darya mein phenkna aimaqana harkat thi.
Maine socha, "Wo log janaza ghar mein dost kyun nahi bana lete aur laash...
ko jala kar rakh banate?"
Pichlay haftay mujhay tumhari bhai David ne call ki thi.
Us nay mujhay aik message kiya.
Usnay bas itna kaha tha ke wo tumhari call ka jawab de raha hai.
Main ne usay paanch saal pehlay call ki thi.
-Tou usnay teen baar call ki? -Haan.
Tumhein lagta hai iske baray mein Ava ko pata hai?
-Hey! -Hello, Uncle Jav!
-Usnay ab tak tumhare liye khana banaya? -Abhi tak tou nahi.
Aap aik private chef hain, Uncle Jav.
Private chef?
Ava, David mujhay kyun call kar raha hai?
Wo hamaray beech sab theek karna chahta hai.
Wo tumhein family mein waapas dekhna chahta hai.
Main aisay baap ko nahi jaanta, Ava.
Isi liye David tumhein call kar raha tha.
Dad ko phone denay ke liye takay wo tumhein khud dawat de sakein.
Kis cheez ki daawat?
Mujhay bohot bhook lag rahi hai.
Tumnay aik ghantay pehlay hi aik Big Mac khaaya tha.
Chhee. Nahi, mainay nahi khaaya.
Haan, tumnay khaaya tha.
Mainay aik double cheeseburger khaaya tha. Dono cheezon mein farq hai.
Khair, mere bolnay ka maqsad yeh hai ke tumnay khaana khaaya tha.
Ab main dobara khaana chahti hun.
Tumharay saath koi masla tou hai.
Kya tum please koi jagah dhoondogay? Mujhay is par tawajja deni hai.
Mainay jagah dhoond li hai.
Yeh tou aik shopping mall hai.
Yeh bilkul aik shopping mall hai.
Mujhay kapron ki zarurat nahi hai. Mujhay khaana khana hai.
Shopping mall ke andar, tumhein yeh dono cheezein mil sakti hain.
Yeh lou.
-Yeh kya horaha hai? -Tum shopping karnay jarahi ho.
-Kyun? -Kyunke tumhein shopping karna pasand hai.
Kyunke hum log meray family dinner par jaa rahay hain...
aur tum shayad kuch naye kapray pehenna chahogi.
-Meray pass pehennay ko naye kapray hain. -Haan, wo chori kiye huway kapray hain.
Kisi ko kaisay pata lagega?
Tumhein is baat ki parwah kyun hai?
Kyunke jab tum meri family say milogi, main chahta hun tum aisay kapray peheno...
jo tumnay khud khareeday hon, nah ke kisi masoom shakhs...
say chori kiye huway kapray pehno.
-Dono cheezon mein farq hai. -Uff, Khuda.
Kya humein mazeed behas karne ki zarurat hai...
yaa tum card leja kar is say kuch khareedna chahti ho?
Tum meray saath nahi aogay.
Mainay tumharay saath anay ka kaha hi nahi.
Tumharay pass meray kapron ka intekhaab karnay ka ikhtiyaar nahi hai.
Theek hai.
Hey, yeh tum kya kar rahay ho...
Tum yahan kya kar rahay ho?
Kya matlab hai tumhara?
Mainay tumsay aakhir say teesri jagah par park karnay ka kaha tha.
Yeh teesri jagah hi hai... Pehli, dusri, teesri...
Chauthi jagah hai, koi baat nahi hai.
Unlock karo isay.
Gaari bund karo.
-Kyun? Mujhay laga hum drive pe jayengay. -Hum kahin nahi jaa rahay.
Gaari bund karo.
Tum dastanay kyun pehnay huway ho?
Kyunke main tumhari gaari mein betha huwa hun.
Haan, lekin hum bas baat kar rahay hain.
Nahi, sirf tum baat kar rahay ho?
Kya?
Mainay apna kaam mukammal kar liya.
Kaam khatam huwa. Humein baat karnay ki zarurat nahi hai.
Tumnay mujhay aath ghante pehlay text bheja tha aur kaha tumhein baat karni thi.
Tou tum hi baat kar rahay ho.
Lekin tum yeh dastanay kyun pehnay huway ho?
Mujhay jaraseem pasand nahi hain.
Theek hai.
Dekho, police mujhsay har tarha ke sawalaat kar rahi hai.
Bilkul karengay. Tumnay apni biwi ki jaan li hai.
Tumnay meri biwi ki jaan li hai.
Nahi, tumnay mujhay apni biwi ko maarnay ke paisay diye thay.
Tou tumnay apni biwi ki jaan li hai.
Wo mujhsay aik hi tarha ke sawalaat baar baar puch rahay hain.
Sab say pehla shak hamesha shohar par hi jaata hai.
Haan, lekin wo pata laga lengay.
-Nahi, wo nahi lagaengay. -Haan, wo laga lengay.
-Wo pata laga lengay. -Chase...
main tumsay keh chuka hun, main apnay kaam mein maahir hun.
Tou, agar tum meri ehkamaat par chaltay aarahay ho, unhein pata nahi lagega.
Main chal raha hun. Mainay aisa hi kiya.
Ziada tar.
Ziada tar?
Kya main aap ke liye aik kamray ka bandobast kar sakti hun?
Nahi shukriya. Main bata sakti hun ke mujhpar konsa libaas acha lagega.
Tou aap yeh sab khareed rahi hain?
Haan. Khush hojao.
Umeed hai tum commission par kaam karti ho.
Haan, hum muafzay par kaam kartay hain.
lekin aap ko batati chalun ke koi bhi cheez sale par nahi hai.
Yeh kya "Pretty Woman" film chal rahi hai?
Mainay tumsay apnay betay ke saath Starbucks janay ko kaha tha.
Jaanta hun.
Tum Starbucks apnay betay ke saath nahi gaye?
Wo skateboard chalana chahta tha. Main usay park lekar gaya.
Wahan aik aisa farsh hai jahan usay skateboard chalana pasand hai.
Wo apni saari skateboard ki tarkeebein waheen par karta hai.
Kya uska koi dost wahan mojood tha?
Nahi.
Kya aap ka koi dost wahan mojood tha?
Nahi. Nahi.
Tou aap nay aisa kyun kiya?
Main jaanta hun, theek hai?
Lekin Tyler baat maan hi nahi raha tha. Wo chup nahi ho raha tha.
Aur... aur main pareshaan tha.
Tumhein yeh zaahir karna tha...
ke jab Daphne ka qatal huwa tou tum ghar par mojood nahi thay.
Main jaanta hun! Main jaanta hun!
Aur wo jantay hain...
aur mujhay nahi pata ke unhein sach ke siwa aur kya bataun.
Tum aisa nahi karogay, yaa tum bhi maaray jaogay.
Tum bhi maaray jaogay.
Nahi.
Mujhay koi nahi dhoondega.
Lekin tumnay hi uski jaan li hai.
Tumnay usay maara tha.
Tumhein hi uski jaan ki qeemat chukani chahiye.
Yeh sab is tarha say nahi hota, Chase.
Main aik bura shakhs hun. Main aik bura shakhs hun.
Main ghareloo soda khareednay bhi nahi jaa sakta.
Kya?
Aur aglay haftay Tyler ki saalgirah bhi arahi hai.
Main tou yeh bhi nahi janta ke aik bachay ki saalgirah ki party kaisay manatay hain.
Yeh sab Daphne kiya karti thi!
Hum tumharay betay ki saalgirah ke baray mein baat nahi kar rahay!
Haan, hum yahi baat kar rahay hain!
Hum wohi baat karengay jis ke baray mein main baat karna chahunga, samjhay?
Meri zindagi barbaad karnay ke baaray mein baat karengay!
Meray betay ki zindagi barbaad karnay ke baaray mein baat karengay!
Daphne ko maarnay ke baaray mein.
Tumhein aisa nahi karna chahiye tha. Tum mujhay nah bhi keh saktay thay.
Main maafi chahta hun main nah nahi keh saka.
Tumhein kehna chahiye tha.
Uskay saath yeh tumnay kiya hai. Mainay nahi kiya.
Tum kya kar rahay ho, Chase?
Agar tum marjaogay tou mujhay behtar mehsoos hoga.
Mujhay aisa karke behtar mehsoos hoga.
Satyanaas ho!
Andar sab kaisa chal raha hai?
Janti ho? Tum bilkul theek keh rahi thi.
Acha huwa ke mainay yeh saray kapray pehen ke dekhay.
Haan, kya hi baat hoti agar in saaray kapron ka naap aap ko pura ajata haina?
Kya hi baat hoti.
Koi bhi naap pura nahi aya.
Aik bhi nahi?
Nahi.
Aur jaisa ke tumnay kaha, in mein say koi bhi sale par nahi tha.
Bye, Carol.
Tumhein besan ke barabar mein Daphne farsh par pari milegi.
Gardan tooti huwi hogi aisa lagega jaisay wo nahatay waqt phisal gayi ho.
Aisa hamesha hota hai.
Ma'am?
Ma'am? Main chahta hun aap thora peechay khari hojayen, theek hai?
Main chahta hun aap sab thora peechay kharay hojayen.
Main iski wazahat kar sakta hun.
Please mat karna.
Behtareen.
GOOD BEHAVIOR
Tumhein apni wig kyun pehni huwi?
Main aik wig kyun pehnungi? Lambay baalon wali sunehri wig.
Tumhein pehni huwi thi jab tum Ava se mili thi.
-Nahi, mainay nahi pehni thi. -Haan, tumnay pehni thi.
Tum selfie ke baaray mein soch rahay ho.
Puray haftay wo mujhsay puchtay aarahi hai ke main apni girlfriend Marilyn...
ke saath aunga ya nahi. Tou...
Marilyn Monroe? Tou usay lagta hai main moti hun?
Nahi. Usay lagta hai tumhare sunehray baal hain.
Ava ko pata hai main wigs pehenti hun.
"Marilyn" bolna tareef tab hi lagta hai agar aap ka jism pehlay say khamdaar hon.
Agar aap ka jism patla hai, iska matlab hai aap ko apna wazan...
kam karnay ki zarurat hai.
Har aurat yeh jaanti hai.
Uska taaluq Argentina say hai. Usay yeh hawalay nahi pata.
Haan, usay pata hain. Yeh baat dunya bhar mein mashoor hai.
Waisay bhi, agar mainay sunehri wig pehni...
mujhay Southern lehjay mein baat karni paregi...
aur Ava pehlay say jaanti hai ke main Southern lehjay mein baat nahi karti.
Tumhari bhaanjiyon ko bhi yeh baat pata hai.
Tumhein Southern lehjay mein baat karnay ki kya zarurat hai?
Kyunke yeh aisay hi kaam karta hai.
-Kya? -Main nahi samjha rahi.
Theek hai.
Kya tum meray liye aik Nagroni bana sakti ho?
Theek hai, mujhay bas yeh samjhao ke hum yahan kyun aye hain?
Jab Ava ne tumhein family dinner ki dawat di thi, mujhay laga us mein tum hogay...
Ava hogi aur tumhari bhajiyaan shaamil hongi.
Mujhay andaza nahi tha ke us mein tumhare walidein bhi hongay...
jinhon nay tumsay 20 saalon say baat tak nahi ki hai.
Meray abbu ne meri behen ko is restaurant ki taameer ke liye paisay diye thay.
Aaj raat usi ki kamyaabi ka jashan hai.
Tou unhon nay tumhein dawat di? Itnay saalon ke baad?
-Haan. -Kyun?
Kyunke mere abbu ko dil ka dura para tha,
aur main tumhein yeh baat 64 martaba bata chuka hun.
Haan, lekin tumnay mujhay ab tak yeh nahi bataya ke tumnay 16 saal...
ki umar say apnay family walon say baat kyun nahi ki?
Kyunke main is baaray mein kisi say baat nahi karta.
Aur jaisay yeh tou bari achi baat hai.
Kya aisa zaruri hai ke tumhein har baat pata ho?
Kya? Kyun? Kab? Kon?
Tum har waqt mujhay apnay in sawalaat say harasaan karti ho.
Lekin kuch logon ko...
apni zindagi mein honay wali har aik baat batana...
acha nahi lagta.
Mujhay lagta hai tum yeh baat samajh jaogi.
Kya mainay tumsay kabhi saari tafseel puchi hain?
Un saari mushkilaat ke baaray mein jo tumnay apni zindagi mein dekhi?
Theek hai, mujhay maaf kardou.
Theek hai.
Ab...
kya tumhein lagta hai tum bar ke peechay sharaab piye bagair...
meray liye Negroni bana sakti ho?
Shayad.
Tou, aakhir kon log arahay hain?
Javier ne tumhein bataya nahi?
Usnay khol ke nahi bataya.
Bara surprise hai.
Tou kya matlab? Tumharay abbu ko dil ka daura para...
aur unhon nay...
Javier ko uski naujawaani ke baad ab jaa ke us say milnay ka faisla kiya?
Hello?
-Yeh jagah shandaar lag rahi hai. -Shukriya.
-Hi! -Hey, Letty!
-Hi! -Hey.
Hello?
Haan!
Hi, meri jaan.
Tou, yeh aap ki hai, main chahti hun yeh meri hojaye.
Haan. Aur isay apna banana chahta hun.
Jaan, tumnay mujhay bataya nahi ke main 97 logon say milnay wali hun.
Tumnay isay sab logon ke baaray mein kyun nahi bataya?
Meray zehen say nikal gaya tha.
Meray khayal say is say bhi bura ho sakta tha.
Mera jo pichhla boyfriend tha... Uski family ka taaluq Delaware se tha.
Aur?
Bas. Yahi puri kissa hai.
Javier kuch dinon pehle hi Nassau say apne kaam say wapas lauta hai.
-Kis liye? -Atlanta Braves ke kuch khilaari thay...
unki biwiyaan thi, kuch neeji jahaaz wagera thay.
Jav, inhein wo kahani tou batao...
Main batana nahi chahta.
Theek hai.
Tou, theek hai. Tou...
wo Maine say oysters mangwana chahtay thay.
Paanch saal pehlay...
wo Dominician Republic ke kisi khait mein rehtay thay...
aur ab unhein Maine say oysters ki zarurat par gayi?
Dekho, mujhay sab ke anay say pehlay sara kaam khatam karna hai, tou...
Isay dunya ka mashhoor oysters faraham karnay wali mili...
lekin mazay ki baat yeh hai ke wo bandi yeh oyster wala kaam...
bas shoqiya tor pay karti hai. Wo darasal aik wakeel hai.
Khair, usnay wo oysters kisi ke neeji jahaaz mein bhejay.
Tum kin khilaariyon ka bata rahi thi?
Mujhay nahi pata.
Khel ki baat hai. Kisay parwah hai?
Upton un mein say aik tha, hai na?
-Upton aur kuch shortstops thay na? -Acha, chup hojao!
Sab chup hojao.
Maafi chahta hun, lekin mujhay kaam karna hai.
Sab log 10 minute mein aarahay hain, aur mujhay kaam khatam...
Koi baat nahi.
Ghussa mat karo.
Hum jaa rahay hain.
Silk, kya tum meri dinner table ke kaam mein madad kar saktay ho?
-Zaroor. -Daniela, Sofia, apne maamu ki madad karo.
Kis tarha?
Is tarha.
Bas kisi bhi tarha say madad karna shuru karo.
Shukriya. Main bas abhi ata hun.
Kya huwa?
Tum kya kar rahi ho?
-Main tumhara saath de rahi hun. -Nahi, tum madad nahi kar rahi ho.
Tum apni bakwas kahaniyaan suna kar waqt zaaya kar rahi ho.
Tum aik private chef ho jiske paas sunanay ko koi kissay nahi.
Main kahaniyan bana kar tumhari madad karnay ki koshish kar raha hun.
Main unn logon se milnay wala hun, jinhein maine aik arsay se dekha nahi hai.
Yeh meri family hai, tumhari nahi.
Mainay apni family say koi baat chupa kar nahi rakhi hai.
Wo jantay hain main aik chor hun.
Kya tumhari family ko pata hai ke tum kya kartay ho?
Aray aur yaad aya, agar tum khana bana saktay ho...
tou tumhein meri in falahi kaamon wali kahaniyon say kyun pareshaani horahi hai?
-Kyunke... -Kyunke?
Kyunke, jab aap alag alag logon ko mukhtalif jhooti cheezein boltay hain...
tou jab koi baat mujhay teesray shakhs ke zariye pata lagti hai...
mujhay pata hota hai ke kon kisko yeh baatein bata raha hai.
-Kisi teesray shakhs say? -Haan.
-Waqai? -Haan.
Tum aisa nahi karti?
-Nahi. -Kyun nahi?
Kyunke is cheez mein waqt aur tawayi darkaar hogi...
is say behtar hai ke main koi aur kaam kar loon.
Haan, jab aap ki family ki baat ho tou aisa nahi hota.
Apni kitaab ka naam socho.
Konsi book?
Tumnay meri bhaanjiyon ko bataya,
aur unhon ne meri behen ko bataya ke tum aik musannif ho.
Mainay unhein bataya ke main Instagram ke liye kaam karti hun.
Tumhein unhein kaha ke tum Instagram ke liye kaam karti ho...
apnay asli shoq ko pura karnay ke liye jo ke likhaayi hai.
Koi na koi tumsay tumhari kitaab ka naam puchega.
-Tumhein uska naam sochna chahiye... -Main...
...takay tumhein is baat ki fikar baad mein nah karni paray.
Main theek hun. Meray pass jawaab taiyaar hain.
Theek hai.
"Mr. Hollywood."
Maaf karna. Kya?
Bas aik idea hai.
Kitaab ke naam ke liye?
Haan, agar baad mein tum koi naam soch nahi saki tou.
Meray khayaal say... Meray khayaal say yeh kaafi acha naam hai.
"Mr. Hollywood."
Mujhay aik aur Negroni ki zarurat hai.
Haan, tumhari waqai uski zarurat hai.
Hi!
Aray, mijo!
Mijo!
Yaa, meray Khuda!
Mijo.
Aap ki flight kaisi rahi?
Baara ghantay bohot thay, lekin manzil shandaar thi.
Javier.
Si, Papa?
Kya tum mera taaruf is gori khatoon say nahi karwaogay?
Jee, bilkul.
Letty.
Hi. Main maafi chahta hun. Yeh Letty hai. Yeh meri girlfriend hai.
Hi.
Tumnay pehlay say pee rakhi hai.
Bohot khoob.
Humnay suna hai tum aik musannif ho.
Yeh aik kitaab likh rahi hai!
Likhna bas mera aik shouq hai.
Aap ko kabhi apna shouq nahi chorna chahiye.
Kitaab kis baaray mein hai?
Filhaal tou aik Word document ki ziada hai.
Word document kis baray mein hai?
Aik banda jo ke Ryan Gosling ki mushahibat honay ki waja say paisay bananay...
ki koshish karta hai.
Ryan Gosling. Yeh kon hai?
Wo bohot mashhoor banda hai. Bohot ziada mashhoor.
Ryan Gosling mera muft ke daakhlay ka celebrity hai.
Tumhara kya hai?
Wo waahid celebrity hai jis ke saath agar mujhay mouqa mila tou...
main humbistri karungi.
Tumharay andar kya khaarabi hai?
Tou, us banday ka kya naam hai, jo Ryan Gosling ki tarha lagta hai?
Lance.
Wo White Castle naami hamburger bananay wali dukaan mein kaam karta hai.
White Castle wala Lance.
-Kya main wo kitaab parh sakta hun? -Abhi us par kaam chal raha hai.
Jab us par kaam khatam hojaye, tab?
Usay khatam honay mein bohot waqt lagega.
Main Instagram mein nokri karti hun.
Internet ke liye?
Isay Internet ke baahir ka atraaf hi samajh lein, haan.
Aap kya kartay hain?
Main muqaami government ki madad karta hun.
Mera kaam ko bhi government ki atraaf hi samajh lein.
-Bohot hi pecheeda hai. -Shukriya.
Is say mujhay aap ke bhai ki yaad aati hai.
Jab main is say pehli baar mili thi, mujhay bilkul andaza nahi tha...
yeh kya kaam kartay hain, aur phir mujhay inke saaray chaaku milay.
Aur phir mujhay andaza huwa ke yeh aik chef hai.
Is baat say yaad aya. Mujhay dobara kaam pe lagna hai.
Kya main idhar udhar dekh sakta hun?
Zaroor.
Jab mujhay pata chala ke tum aik chef ho tou mujhay kaafi heraangi huwi.
Kyun?
Main bachpan say hi khana banata aaraha hun.
Haan, main janta hun tumhein bachpan hi say hamesha khana banana pasand tha.
Lekin kisi cheez ke shouq mein aur paishay mein kaafi farq hota hai.
Main nahi jaanta, yeh kaam tumhari shakhsiyat par jachta nahi hai.
Meri shakhsiyat par?
Si.
Tum meri tarha ho.
Be-sabr.
Cheezon say jaldi bezaar hojanay walay.
Chefs ko aik hi jagah par kaam karna hota hai...
aik hi logon ke saath...
saara din, saari raat kaafi lambay arsay ke liye.
Aik private chef ko safar karnay ke bhi kaafi mouqay miltat hain.
Kabhi kabaar tou bohot hi ziada.
Sahi kaha.
Jab mainay tumhari kahani ka yeh rukh bhi suna...
tou aakhir-kaar meri sab samajh mein aagaya.
Main mehfil mein kuch kehna chahti hun.
Tumhein rok kon raha hai?
Aap dono ki wajah se ruki huwi hun. Ajayen.
Ajao, chalo chaltay hain.
-Hi. -Hey.
Kya tum theek ho?
-Haan. Kya tum theek ho? -Haan.
Mujhay bohot khushi hai ke meri puri family meray restaurant mein mojood hai...
jis ka naam mainay apni paidaish ki jagah ke uppar rakha hai.
Is restaurant mein jise tameer karnay mein aap ne meri bohot madad ki, Papa.
-Yeh bohot khoobsurat hai. -Shukriya!
Yeh aik khwaab sach honay jaisa hai...
lekin us say bhi bara khwaab yeh hai...
aur guzishta haftay say pehlay tak mujhay andaza nahi tha aisa hoga...
ke hum sab yahan aakhir-kaar aik saath hongay...
itnay arsay ke baad...
Javier ke saath.
Shukriya.
-Salud. -Cheers.
Theek hai. Main tou bhool hi gayi thi.
Puri family ko Letty say mil kar bohot acha laga.
Mujhay tumsay pyaar hai.
Main tumhein hamari family mein khushamdeed karti hun.
-Cheers. -Salud.
Salud.
Mujhay aik cigarette dou.
Papa, aap yahan cigaar nahi pee saktay.
Yeh cigaar ki raakh ke liye hai.
Yeh kya cheez hai, Javier?
Hey, mubaarak ho.
Meray pass bhi kehnay ko kuch hai.
Hum mein say kaafi log aik dusre say kaafi lambe arsay say nahi milay hain.
Aur shayad aap mein say kuch logon ko yeh jaan kar heraangi hogi...
ke mujhpar is baat ka ziada asar huwa.
Main aisay qism ka shakhs nahi hun jo be-waja jazbaat ka izhar karta hai.
Lekin mujhay kehna parega...
yeh meri zindagi ka sab say khushi bhara waqt hai.
Bohot achay, Papa. Bohot achay.
-Salud. -Salud.
Mainay abhi tak apni baat khatam nahi ki hai.
"Zindagi chahay kitni hi lambi yaa pecheeda kyun nah ho,"
"wo aik hi lamhay say bani hoti hai."
"Us waqt jab aik banda apnay aap ko waqai..."
"achay say jaan leta hai."
Argentina ke azeem musannif ne yeh likha tha.
-Wo kon tha? -Tum waqai jaanna chahtay ho, Carlos?
Mujhay nahi lagta. Nahi.
Carlos, kya main tumharay beta ko le sakta hun?
-Kis liye? -Tomasito, ajao.
Idhar aao.
Jab Javeir 16 saal ka tha, wo aik sharaarti bacha tha...
Motorcycles chalana...
shikaar karna, larkiyaan wagera.
Lekin wo hamesha say hi apne dou bhaiyon David aur Carlos par ghussa karta tha.
Javier ko pyaar bas...
nannay Santino par ata tha.
Chalo bhai.
Santino kon hai?
Papa, please.
Jab family aik saath ikhatta hai...
yeh janna bhi aiham hai ke kon hamaray saath mojood nahi hai.
Theek hai.
Nanna Santino ghar mein sab say chota tha...
aur Javier us say behudh pyaar karta tha.
Is ne usay machli pakarna sikhayi, khana pakana sikhaya.
Nannay Santino ki saathwi saalgirah par...
Javier usay Gran Chaco par aik camping dauray ke liye...
lejana chahta tha.
Tou unhein ghar mein aik puraani Jeeps khari mili...
aur wo log chal diye.
Unhein uski saalgirah mananay ke liye aadhi raat tak jaagay rehna tha...
lekin nanna Santino aadhi raat tak zinda hi nahi raha.
Is sab ki shuruwaat kaisay huwi thi?
Main Santino ko aag lagana sikha raha tha.
Usay aag lagana sikha rahay thay.
Wo bhi aik saat saal ke bachay ko.
Nannay Santino ne shayad Javier ke ehkamaat par theek say...
amal nahi kiya hoga...
kyunke usnay kuch aisa kiya tha...
jis se Javier ko uske sar par pathar phenk kar maarna para.
Wo aik pathar nahi tha.
Wo aik chota sa pathar tha. Taqreeban aik kankar tha.
Santino mashal le kar sookhay darakhton ke qareeb ghoom raha tha.
Usnay taqreeban meelon dur tak aik jungle mein aag shuru kardi thi.
Tou...
apnay qeemti jungle ko bachanay ke liye...
Javier nay apnay chotay bhai ke sar pa aik pathar maar diya.
Isi tarha.
Santino ne kaha tha wo theek tha.
Mujhay yaqeen hai usnay kaha hoga ke wo theek hai.
Lekin phir wo thak gaya tha, hai na?
Wo laitna chahta tha.
Aur sar ki chott lagnay par aap kya kartay hain?
Mujhay maloom nahi tha.
Javier ne us say kaha, ke "Tum jaa kar lait jao."
"Main raat mein tumhein tumhari saalgirah ke waqt jaga dunga."
Tou nanna Santino sogaya.
Ruk jayen.
Itna kaafi ahi.
Jab aaap ke dimaagh say khoon behna shuru hota hai...
aap ko sab se pehlay neend aana shuru hoti hai.
Hamesha kisi aisay insaan ko sonay nah dou jis ke sar par chott lagi ho...
kyunke agli subah, uski saathvi saalgirah par...
nanna Santino neend say jaag nah saka.
Javier sogaya aur usay aadhi raat ko neend say jagana bhool gaya.
Usnay usay puri raat sonay diya.
Aur usay dekhnay ke bajaye, wo machli ke shikaar par chala gaya.
Usnay daan mein coffee banayi...
jab ke Santino ki laash sonay walay bag mein pari rahi.
Wo iska kasoor nahi tha.
Yeh us waqt sirf 16 saal ka tha.
Yeh achi tarha jaanta tha.
Yeh uski jaan bacha nahi sakta tha.
Haan, yeh uski jaan bacha sakta tha. Yeh tumhein bhi pata hai.
Mainay doctor say baat ki thi. Usnay kaafi wazay alfaaz mein kaha tha.
Wo uski dimaaghi chott ko CAT scan ke zariye pata laga letay.
Wo uski surgery kar saktay thay.
Jis doctor nay aap ko yeh baat batayi thi...
us say pehlay aap nay kitnay aur dosrain doctors say pucha tha.
Agar tum aisa nah kartay...
tou wo aaj zinda hota.
Mujhay is baat ka yaqeen hai.
Mujhay maaf kardein.
Tumhein zaroor maafi mangni chahiye. Tumnay apnay chotay bhai ki jaan li hai.
Haan tumhein maafi maangni bhi chahiye.
Kya aap ki baat puri hogayi hai?
Haan.
Ab chunkay humnay nannay Santino ko yaad karliya hai...
tou ab mere khayaal say meri baat khatam huwi.
Aap sab ka shukriya ke aap nay aik burhay aadmi ki baatein suni.
Santino ke naam.
Meray khayaal say humein jaana chahiye.
Nahi.
Kya tumharay abbu hamesha say hi aisay hi thay?
Main sanjeeda hun. Meray khayaal say humein jana chahiye.
Nahi.
Tum mujhse keh rahay ho ke jo huwa wo theek tha?
Zaahir si baat hai jo tumharay bhai ke saath huwa wo tumhari ghalti nahi thi.
Wo meri ghalti kis tarha nahi thi?
Mainay uske sar pe pathar maara. Uski mout chott ki waja say waqiye huwi.
Mujhay pata hai meray abbu...
kis tarha ke hain...
lekin wo is baaray mein bilkul theek hain.
Pata hai, humein isi wajah say jana chahiye.
Tum jaa sakti ho.
Jao!
Please.
Hamari family mein kya chal raha hai.
Tumharay haath mein kya hai?
Kuch nahi.
Dikhao mujhay.
Kya tum log waqai is waqt ether ka nasha kar rahay ho?
Mainay aik hi martaba kisi ko aisa kartay huway...
dekha tha, wo bhi "Fear and Loathing" movie mein.
Wahin say tou humein yeh idea aya.
Jo huwa us pagalpan ke baad hum apnay dimaagh ko sun karna chahtay thay.
Waada kijiye aap kisi ko nahi batayengi, Aunt Letty.
Mujhay aaj ke baad kabhi bhi is naam say mat pukaarna.
Theek hai.
Aap nasha karna chahti hain?
Main dou naujawaan larkiyon ke saath ether ka nasha nahi karungi.
Kya aap humein itna chota samajhti hain?
"Nannay Santino ki dukhi kahani" sunnay ke baad...
aap nasha kaisay nahi kar sakti?
Kya Uncle Jav nay kabhi aap ko yeh kissa bataya tha?
Nahi.
Humein kuch saalon pehlay hi pata laga. Afsos-naak baat hai.
Mera matlab, tumharay daada ki soch aakhir is tarha ki kyun hai?
Pata hai jab log kehtay hain...
"Meray daada ki soch puranay zamanay ki hai"...
aur iska matlab hota hai wo nasal parast hain yaa jinsi taasub kartay hain?
Haan.
Argentina mein jab aap aisa kehtay hain...
iska matlab hota ke unhon nay 70 k dihaayi mein bohot se logon ka qatal kiya tha.
Maaf karna. Kya kaha?
Wikipedia par jayen aur "Dirty War" search karein.
Satyanaas ho.
Oscar is mein shaamil thay?
Wo is jung ke sarparast nahi thay, magar...
is mein likha hai ke is jung mein hazaaron log maaray gaye thay.
Jab bhi hum iske baray mein sawal kartay hain...
wo kehtay hain yeh sab siyasat ka hissa tha.
Bohot hi mashqooq baat lagti hai.
Larkiyon, andar ajao.
Andar.
Theek hai.
Kya aap ko bura lagega agar main dinner table pe aap ki jagah par beth jaun?
Tum Javier ke barabar mein bethna nahi chahti?
Main usay har roz dekhti hun.
Mujhay yaqeen hai aap ko uskay barabar mein bethna bohot acha lagega.
Pakka?
Bilkul.
Tou, aap ko us chotay bachay ko...
sar par mukka maar kar kaisa lag raha hai?
Mujhay us baray mein kaisa lag raha hai?
Haan. Yeh kaafi dil dehlaanay wali baat hai.
Shayad aap ko maafi maangi chahiye.
Tum chahti ho ke main aik bachay say maafi mangun?
Shayad aap ko apnay betay say maafi maangni chahiye?
Javier say?
Kis liye?
Kyunke usay pata nahi tha jab sar pe chhott lagti hai tou kya karna hota hai.
Wo aik chota bacha tha.
Wo 16 saal ka tha.
Aap ko lagta hai ke aap shayad usko family say nikal dene ke bajaye...
usay dilasa bhi de saktay thay?
Aray, tum tou achay say family mein ghul mil jaogi.
Mujhay bhi aisa hi lagta hai.
Main tumhein bata dun ke is family ka nizam kis tarha ka hai.
Har koi Javier ki taraf-daari kar raha hai...
aur mujhe ek haasid boorhe ki shakal mein chhor diya gaya hai.
Kya aap aisay hain nahi?
Mujhay khushi hai sab log acha waqt guzaar rahay hain.
-Haan. -Har cheez behtareen hai.
Main meetha le kar waaps ata hun.
Main tumhari madad karungi.
Gracias, Soledad.
Kya tum us say pyaar karti ho?
Main is baray mein yaqeen ke saath nahi keh sakti.
Acha, humein yeh pata thori dair mein pata lag jayega.
PALERMO ARGENTINA
Soledad, kyun nah tum neechay jaa kar thori dair ke araam karlo?
Aur please bachon ko apnay saath le kar jana.
Kyun?
Chalo.
Chalo chaltay hain.
Larkiyon, tum log bhi jao.
Main 15 saal ki hun aur Sofia 16 ki hai.
Hum bachay nahi hain.
Jao.
Yeh acha hai.
Ab hum khol kar baat kar saktay hain.
Jee. Acha hai.
Main yeh janna chahta tha ke aap ne meray betay jo sar pay kyun maara?
Yeh uskay liye acha hai.
Is say wo mazboot banega.
Tou, Javier...
Jee?
...mujhay yaqeen hai tum yahan say jaanay ke liye be-taab ho.
Pata hai, aap bilkul theek keh rahay hain.
Papa...
shayad hum sab ko gumrah kiya gaya tha is baaray mein...
ke aap yahan ka daura kyun karna chahtay thay.
Tum yeh kaisay keh sakti ho?
Main yeh khoobsurat restaurant dekhna chahta tha.
Meri ikloti beti ka sach honay wala khwaab hai yeh restaurant.
Lekin aap ne yeh bhi kaha tha...
ke aap Javier ke mamlaat theek karna chahtay thay.
Aur main ab bhi chahta tha.
Nazar tou nahi araha ke aap aisa karna chahtay hain.
Maaf karna ke tumhein aisa mehsoos huwa.
Lekin chalo dekhtay hain meray pass kehnay ko aur kya hai.
Itnay saal guzar gaye hain.
Main apnay betay ke baray mein ziada kuch jaanta hi nahi hun.
Misaal ke tor pay...
tum aaj tak paisay kamanay ke liye kya kaam kar rahay ho?
Aap jaantay hain main kya kaam karta hun.
-Humnay is baray mein baat ki thi. -Aray, haan, haan.
Main jaanta hai ke tum itna acha khana bana letay ho...
jis say sab ko yaqeene ajaye ke tum aik chef ho...
lekin ghar ka kharcha chalanay ke liye tum bas itna kuch hi kartay ho?
Jee.
Yeh sach tou nahi hai, hai na?
Balkay, mujhe tou is baaray mein itna tajassus horaha tha...
ke mera beta kya kaam karta hai...
aur apnay betay say raabta nah honay par...
mainay is baat ka pata laganay ke liye David ko keh kar...
kisi ko is kaam par laga diya.
Tumnay hamaray mu par jhoot bol kar...
is family ki tauheen kyun ki?
Tum jo bhi kar rahay ho usay ab bund, Oscar.
Meri jaan, mujhay tumhein yeh batatay huway afsos horaha hai...
lekin tumhara pyaara beta...
aik paishawar qaatil hai.
Main apnay shohar ki baat par maafi chahti hun.
Inka hamesha say hi mazaak ginhonay qism ka hota hai.
Kya tum yeh jaanti thi?
Aap ke ginhonay mazaak karnay ki aadat ke baaray mein?
Haan, main yeh baat jald hi samajha agayi thi.
Nahi.
Tumhein pata hai tumhara boyfriend dauron par ja kar kya karta hai?
Yeh aik private chef hai.
Meray khayaal say humein chalna chahiye.
Main bhi muttafiq hun. Chalo chalein.
Kya tum is banday ko jaantay ho?
Iski mout dil ka daura parnay say huwi thi.
Isay dekh kar tou lagta hai ke iski sehat tou theek hai.
Yeh aurat...
...yeh nahatay huway gir gayi thi.
Coroner ka kehna tha ke iski mout aik haadsa tha.
Bohot bura huwa.
Is banday ki mout qudrati tour pay huwi.
Shayad...
itni bhi qudrati nahi thi, hai na?
Yeh log kon hain?
Kya ho raha hai?
Shayad Papa ko dil ka daura nahi para tha, Ma.
Meray khayaal say wo aik dimaaghi daura tha.
Bohot huwa!
Mard bano aur sach batao!
Apni maa, behen, bhaiyon aur apni girlfriend ko sach batadou!
Bata dou inhein!
Takay mujhay tumhein family mein wapas shaamil karnay ke liye...
inki minatay nah sunni parein.
Main hamesha say hi jaanta tha aur ab sab log jantay jaan gaye hain.
Tum 16 saal ki umar mein bhi aik qaatil hi thay aur tum ab bhi aik qaatil hi ho.
Tum buray ho.
Aur agar tum sach nahi bataogay, Silk bata dega!
Batadou inhein!
-Meray pass kehnay ko kuch nahi hai. -Hai tumharay pass kehnay ko.
Isay akela chor dein.
Chalo, batadou inhein.
Main nahi jaanta ke aap kis baray mein baat kar rahay hain.
David!
Bol dou.
David, bandooq nichay rakh dou!
Bandooq nichay rakho!
Yeh sab kya chal raha hai?
Main sach bata dunga...
aap ke bandooq nichay rakhnay ke baad.
David, bandooq nichay rakho!
Javier, yeh sab kya hai?
Aap nay kitnay logon ki jaan li hai?
Yeh meray baaray mein nahi hai.
Yeh sab kuch isi baaray mein hai.
Aap wahan beth kar meray uppar qatal ka ilzaam laga rahay hain...
jab ke aap khud haazaron logon ke qatal ke zimmaydaar hain!
Tum kya karogay, David?
Tum kya karogay?
Ruk jao!
Tum kya kar rahay ho?
Javier tumharay aik aur betay ki jaan lenay wala hai.
Aap ne mujhay zabardasti karke family say be-dakhal kiya.
Aap ne mujhay bilkul tanha kar diya.
Main sab ke liye gayaab tha.
Aap ki wajah say main bachpan say hi tanha zindagi guzaar raha hun.
Meri wajah say nahi.
Aisa tumhari apni wajah say huwa hai.
Ava ki wajah say hi...
Main aaj raat yahan mojood hun...
kyunke Ava ne mujhsay kaha tha main apni family wapas hasil kar sakta hun.
Is kamray mein mojood khoobsurat log meri zindagi mein wapas aasaktay hain.
Aur mujhay laga agar aap mujhay wapas family mein qabool karnay ka mouqa denge,
agar mujhay waqai maaf kar detay...
tou phir main aap ko maaf kar deta.
Mujhay kisi bhi cheez ki maafi nahi chahiye.
Main aap ki shakal dobara kabhi nahi dekhunga.
Aakhir-kaar, humnay kisi aik cheez par tou ittefaaq kar liya.
Tou...
kya sab jaanay ke liye taiyaar hain?
Haan?
Meri ice cream pighal gayi hai.
-Tou? -Main jakar larkiyon ko lekar aati hun.
Aap yahin rahein, mama. Main ja kar unhein lekar aati hun.
Jaa kar larkiyon ko talaash karo.
Koi apni jagah say uth kyun nahi raha hai?
Ava.
Kya tum apni family ke saath aogi?
Yaa tum Javier ke saath rukogi?
Bechara Javier. Hamesha ki tarah.
Main aap ke saath kahin nahi jaungi.
Tumharay restaurant ke sarmayakaar ki hasiyat say...
main tumsay apnay chef ko badalnay ki tajweez karunga...
kyunke gosht ziada pak gaya tha aur aaru jalay huway thay.
Is ke ilawa...
yeh aik khoobsurat restaurant hai.
Shukriya.
Kya chal raha hai.
Koi na koi tumhein samjha dega.
Yaa kisi din...
main tumhein yeh sab samjha dunga.
Main kitchen mein hun.
Kya yeh sach hai?
Tum aik private chef nahi ho?
Javi..
Kya tum aik private chef ho?
Nahi.
Tum itni ziada martaba meray mu par jhoot kaisay bol saktay ho?
Mujhay maaf kardou.
Mujhay tumhari maafi ki parwah nahi hai.
Dekho, maine yeh zindagi isliye chuni kyunke...
Konsi zindagi?
Aisi zindagi jo dusray logon ki zindagiyan khatam karday?
Haan, lekin yeh jo log hain, wo aisay nahi...
Kya nahi hain? Masoom nahi hain?
Tum logon ko maartay ho?
Nahi, tum nahi maartay.
Main jaanti hun tum logon ki jaan nahi letay.
Mujhay dekho.
Tum logon ki jaan nahi letay.
Main logon ki jaan leta hun.
Tumnay unki baat ka yaqeen kar liya.
Nahi. Please aisa mat karein.
Tumnay unka yaqeen kar liya...
jab unhon nay kaha ke tum 16 saal ki umar mein bhi aik qaatil thay.
Ava...
Aur unhon nay tumhein yeh insaan bana diya.
Lekin ab tum is cheez ka zimmedar unhein thehra nahi saktay.
Tum baray hogaye ho aur yeh tumhari apni marzi say huwa hai.
Main jaanta hun.
Tum apni bhanjiyon ko aaj ke baad dobara kabhi nahi dekhogay.
Nahi.
Tum unsay kabhi nahi milogay. Nah hi mujhsay milogay.
Agar tum sach mein hamari parwah kartay ho...
tou hum se milnay ki bhi koshish nahi karogay.
Please.
Mujhay maaf kar dou.
Main hamesha us shakhs say pyaar karungi jo tum huwa kartay thay.
Ava.
Jao. Please... jao.
Main kahin nahi ja rahi.
Yeh lou.
Gaari lelo. Mujhay iski zarurat nahi hai.
Theek hai.
Main lelungi.
Aur main tumhein bhi apnay saath le jaungi.